Attention : Certaine Blagues contient des mots vulgaires !!

Soubhi !!!

hada wa7ed al sat tjawaj mra khayba bezaf, al mohim tra lih wa7ed al mochkil o hwa yadkhol al 7abss o khala mratou 7amla, iwa glass fi al 7abss 10 ans, mnin khraj mcha 3and martou galiha finhowa waldi galtlih rah khraj khayeb bezaf o ana ndih li wa7ed al khayriya o rah smito Sobhi, mcha al sat li hadik al khayriya lka fiha 6 les etages, mcha li 1 etage lka maktouba "makan al atfal dat al woujouh al jamila"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ta wa7ed, o howa yamchi li 2 eatges lka maktouba"makan al atfal dat al woujouh al motawassitat al jamal"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ata wa7ed,o howa ytla3 li 3 eatge lka maktouba "makan al atfal dat al woujouh al kabi7a"ghawat sobhi majawbou hata wa7ed, tla3 li 4 etage lka maktouba"makan al atfal dat al woujouh al 9ariba ila al 7ayawanat"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ata wa7ed, o howa yatla3 li 5 etage lka maktouba"MAKHLOU9AT 3AJIBA"ghawat sobhi majawbou 7ta wa7ed,o howa ytla3 li 6 etage lka maktouba "khass bi SOBHI" :):):):):) MERCI

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Dak Li ... khraw Lih F Sabato

hadi wa7ed l9achla d'3assker fiha wa7ed 2 Graydia kbaar, o mrad fihoum ssrissra dima, kay7achmo yemchiw W.C dima dima, bach maytchawhouch alors kay3ayto 3la wa7ed lmerda kay3tiwh 10dh kaygolo lih sir jib 2 9ahwat o khali sabatek hna... mohim kayjib 2 9ahwat kaylgahom khraw lih f sbibite dialo o kaylabsso messkine o kaymchi, wa chi 3 snin o dima kaydiro lih l9a3ida... wa7ed nhar galou lih hak jib 2 9ahwate o sir bssabatek mandiro lik walo , jawebhoum lmerda Laaaaaaaaahh ta ana manb9ach nboul likom f 9ahwa ))

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tla9 Dial Les Pc

hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih

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Fassi W 3roubi

hada fassi w 3roubi, lfassi 3rad la3roubi, dah lddar; bda 3lih: - hadi lka3ba, mssayba b3achrine bida, hadi ka3b rzal; 30 bida, hadi l7liwa lfilalia, 25 bida; lmouhime tla3lou f rassou .. dazte simana; l3roubi 3rade 3la lfassi: dahe lssalon; jma3 wladou : 17 lwa7ed; galou hadou kamline, bjouj bidate ;

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Lef9ih & sa7bou

Wa7ed lefqih diyal ejjame3 3ziz 3lih e'rras diyal el7awly mbakher. Dayman nhar ejjem3a (fri) kay jib m3ah rass diyal el7ouli ou kay 3tih lemratou tbakhrou lih. Normalement kay 3red 3la shi sa7bou hadak ennhar yetghadda m3ah men be3d salat eljoumou3a. Wa7ed ennhar kan kay salli bennas ou houwwa yban lih wa7ed lefqih akhour sh7al hada men 3am ma shafou. Men be3 essla sellem 3lih bezzaf ou gallih waaaaaaaaalou ttghadda m3aya. Jaw leddar, gelles sa7bou f' ssalon ou gallih, sme7 liyya ghir nbeddel had ejjellaba ou nji. ara lina mrat hadak lef9ih (moul eddar) ka t'wa77em ou koulla shwiyya katdou9 menn hadouk erriyouss he77a shewwhathoum, shi 7ayydat lih 3aynou sni 7ayydat lih 7ankou.... Ma 3lina. jat 3and eddayf ou galet lih: " Shouf rah rajli sh7al hada ma sheftih, ou rah fhad elmoudda wellat fih wa7ed elbelya khaaaaaaayba! koulla jem3a kay jib shi rajel hna leddar ou kay shouf m3ah!!!!" Eddayf sme3 hadik elhadra ou houwwa yhezz balghtou ou hrab (3alle9) ja moul eddar mal9ash eddayf, gall'emratou:" fina houwwa ssi jilali?" Galet lih:" wili ma sheftish rah ghir 7attit leghda ou howwa yhezz erryous kamlin darhoum f' 9oubbou ou hrab bihoum!" Moul eddar m3a kay'mout 3la erryous diyal elghenmi khrej menn edddar ou bda tabe3 hadak lef9ih fezzan9a bejjri ou kay goul lih: " Ana mzaweg fik, ghir rasss, ghir rass..." Lef9ih lakhour jawbou ou kay yejri : " Wa la shedditini a weld le7ram dil Tnash (12) " hahahahahahahaahah

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sebaa wa meratou

galike hada sebaa ghadi messafare howa yekhafe mel al hayawanate ye hewiwe lihe meratou a jemaahoume koulhom wa kataae lihom a zoubehom darhom fi khancha wa aatahome la meratou galiha khazenihome hata neji mecha safi howa teaatale al kalbe baghi diyalou hent kayena wahad a sarfa ja al aaned darou bekka yetessana chewiya sebaa howa yeji sawelou galihe ache dak chi nta galihe baghi diyali sebaa aayate aala meratou ari dike al khancha hale al khancha maa zarba diyal al homar howa al fougani laho lihe al kalbe rakbou wa sare ghadi karrabe aanede a sarfa howa ye zantatte a zoube li aandou diyal al homar howa yetehaze mel lawere bi rajelihe bejouje howa yegoule tefou ana aatihe zoube howa rade liya krike (( li kayehouzou bi tonobile)) iwa kife jattekom aadi wa la basse

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l'hmar dar lab******

hada wahd lahmar o wahd tore o wahd lfarroj tla3 lihom lmaghreb f'karhom o tafkou bach ikhwiw l'blad, tore mcha l'espagne o lfrroj mcha l'frança o l'hmar mcha l'algerie.2mois men ba3d rja3 tor,1mois men ba3d mennou raja3 lfarrouj ohoma itlakaw,gallih tore sbania m9awda kay tkarfsou 3lina hna tirane o kay 9atlouna f'la corrida allahomma l'maghrib dak chi 3lach rja3t fhali, galih l'farrouj htta franca mkawda kay yaklou dima ghir djaje khaft 3la r******i wana nrja3 fhali, dazt 5 ans 3ad tam jay l'hmar f'wahd l'mercedes dernier modele,o darb wahd l'coustard makay dorch,chafo tor o lfarrouj bdaw kay t3ajbou,sawlouh kidarti htta ossalti l'had chi ? gal lihom ossalt l'djzaer maa wakt l'intikhabat trachaht o jab allah tissir,salit 5 ans diali o hani jit fhali.